Salutation Sareth: protein shake that ass
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Published by Sareth Ney on April 17, 2017 at 6:47 a.m.
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Dear Sareth,
Is there a proper way to know if a female would mind being approached at the gym or is there even a proper way to do it? I've seen this female at the gym a few times now, we've made eye contact several times and I've caught her looking my way when I'm not looking. So, I'm just curious. Would that be creepy to approach her? Is it too much to ask for a chick with squat butt?!
Sincerely,
Protein Shake That Ass
Is there a proper way to know if a female would mind being approached at the gym or is there even a proper way to do it? I've seen this female at the gym a few times now, we've made eye contact several times and I've caught her looking my way when I'm not looking. So, I'm just curious. Would that be creepy to approach her? Is it too much to ask for a chick with squat butt?!
Sincerely,
Protein Shake That Ass
Dear Protein Shake That Ass,
She is being a creeper too. Creep up next to her, while she is walking/running on the treadmill. Creep walk with her and start a creepy conversation. Make sure you both talk before she puts on "Creep" by TLC and you put on "Creep" by Radiohead, via your respective MP3 players. If the Nike shoes fit, just do it. Don't wear your ADIDAS shoes, be like "All Day I Dream About Sex" with her, while we workout at the gym and be a Craigslist Missed Connection.
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She is being a creeper too. Creep up next to her, while she is walking/running on the treadmill. Creep walk with her and start a creepy conversation. Make sure you both talk before she puts on "Creep" by TLC and you put on "Creep" by Radiohead, via your respective MP3 players. If the Nike shoes fit, just do it. Don't wear your ADIDAS shoes, be like "All Day I Dream About Sex" with her, while we workout at the gym and be a Craigslist Missed Connection.
Seeking advice from Sareth? E-mail him at [email protected] or click the envelope in the top right corner. Advice columns will be published, every Monday.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Sareth Ney is the journalist for A Quarter and Dream Pictures. He holds a Bachelor of Science degree in Mass Communications and Center for New Media from Colorado State University-Pueblo. He is a former apprentice to master of horror, Clive Barker. He is a Wu-Tang Clan inspired superhero, Wu-Man Chu. He is an award-winning short filmmaker; his goal is to write 150 articles in select time zones, inducts every article into his hall of fame, is a stand-up comedian, motivational speaker, founder and co-host of Pueblo's Independent Multimedia Podcast and is the festival director at Sareth-Fest Music and Comedy Festival.
